Lobster Tail

After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.

"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."

by Big&Little January 2, 2023

Omaha Tail Gunner

The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.

Last night I gave your mom an omaha tail gunner

by Hoverdumper April 26, 2023

cock fruit tail

When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.

“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “

by Floyd Chavers August 25, 2021

cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

Tailgating a Bentley

When you are "dating" a rich older person. This includes either Bagging a Cougar and Finding a Sugar Daddy depending on your gender or sexual persuasion.

Derived from the idea that a Bentley is a nice car driven by rich people and rich people tend to be older. While the tailgating portion of the phrase is used as innuendo for sexual activity.

Bro A: "Dude, I've been Tailgating a Bentley since May."
Bro B: "Nice Bro, does she buy you stuff?"
Bro A: "Of course and I think I'm in love."

by RayzRyd June 17, 2009

Tailgating

verb
Present participle of tailgate

1. Something that monkeys who have no idea how to properly drive do in which they drive dangerously close to the car in front of them for no apparent reason.

2. Attending a sporting event, but instead of watching it in person or on a TV at home, combining the two by watching said event in the parking lot of the arena/stadium on a TV in the back of a pick-up truck while eating shitty barbecue.

1.

Person A: Did you see that fucking ape that was tailgating me the entire way here even though I was going 70 mph?!?
Person B: Yeah what a dumbass, I don't understand why some people think driving up other cars' asses will make them go faster when all it really does is increase the chance of an accident.

2.

I can't find a damn parking spot because so many are taken by tailgaters! If they're gonna watch the game on a TV why not just do it at home?!!?

by Wotinacceleration April 6, 2017

Rat Tail Kid

A kid normally of the male gender who happens to have a rat tail.
As you can tell by his rat tail his parents either don't care or are hoping he will grow up to be some sort of Jedi Knight such as Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rat Tail Kids take offense to other people making fun of them, and as a result have come up with witty comebacks to retaliate.

Person 1-"Hey Watch Out For Rat Tail Kid."
Rat Tail Kid-"You Guys Are Losers!"
Person 2-"That Was Rude Obi Wan."
Rat Tail Kid-"Go Poop Yourselves!!"

by Fallenhero9205 June 25, 2009