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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
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Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
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Stanley

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
Your being a right Stanley innit
by I was ok March 1, 2022
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Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
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kevin stanley

He's so kevin stanley it hurts.
by pussyodus August 23, 2017
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Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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Tia Stanley

Tia Stanley a stupid skinny bitch who asks up in front of boys, She looks like shit and her slaggy photos look like she got tips from a crack whore, Tia Stanley is an ugly shit face that has thin ass hair and thinks she is pretty when she clearly isn't.
Person 1: Omg Did you see that ugly slag over there.
Person 2: Yes, she is such a Tia Stanley
Person 1: How embarrassing
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