A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015
Get the Simple Simonmug. When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.
I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.
by franc black May 5, 2013
Get the salty simonmug. The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022
Get the Nick and simonmug. by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022
Get the Simon Frymanmug. 
by Celunyx November 9, 2011
Get the Simon Chapmanmug. When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
by Anjuna February 4, 2022
Get the Do a Simonemug.