shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

by Stoneman January 9, 2009

shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

by katie modis March 24, 2009

ass shrimp

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole

omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

brown shrimp

A large man with a very small

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022

shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 1, 2020