shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

by Stoneman January 9, 2009

shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.

last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut

by katie modis March 24, 2009

ass shrimp

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole

omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Shrimp Daddy

After finding a passage to shrimp town you will encounter the shrimp daddy. A mythical man who has the body of a man but the head of a shrimp. The shrimp daddy is often encountered in the an intense trip to shrimp town.

Look at me now I’m the Shrimp Daddy! Meaning they have had an intense experience in shrimp town

by Supermarket Man December 17, 2019

brown shrimp

A large man with a very small

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022