A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.
Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.
by flyingdog August 26, 2009
Get the fauxtato salad mug.Salad Fingers is NOT a woman, HE is a man. He lives in a small cabin and has random visits from his kooky friends. He lives for rusty spoons and has often dreamt of taps. He is easily excited and likes it when the red water comes out.
"Do you not like my mouth words."
"Where have you gotten to?"
"You look so beautiful...sob....It's your big day."
"You're all ready for the big race."
"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were off fighting the great
war."
"Do you not like my mouth words."
"Where have you gotten to?"
"You look so beautiful...sob....It's your big day."
"You're all ready for the big race."
"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were off fighting the great
war."
by Jay Prade April 9, 2006
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When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…
(Must be performed by two women.)
(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 7, 2009
Get the Chicken Head Salad mug.Taco Salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla shells or chips - tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially...traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! FUN!!!
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Try this easy taco salad recipe! I personally ADORE this one...sometimes, I just like to get festive n' fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! WOOO! FIESTA TIME!!!
Ok, you'll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!
INGREDIENTS:
1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp Jack or Cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce
PREPARATION:
Brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. Simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. Stir in hot pepper sauce.
In a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. For each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. Serve with taco salad with taco sauce.
This taco salad serves 4 to 6!
For homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. And hey! Try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! Don't be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! HOLY FUCK! FUN!
Oh, taco salad also has something to do with the pussy and asshole of a female.
Jake: MMMMM! Great taco salad, mom! Even better than last Tuesday!
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
Dad: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM OR I'LL BEAT YOU IN THE ASS, YOU SMARTASS PIECE OF SHIT.
Mom: HENRY!!!
Dad: WHAT, HELEN?
Mom: He was being SERIOUS!
Dad: Oh...did you finish your homework, Jake?
Jake: FUCK YOU DAD, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU.
Dad: GET MY FUCKING BELT, I'VE HAD IT.
by Stamper August 25, 2005
Get the Taco Salad mug.This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."
by Owl16548 January 22, 2018
Get the "not I" said the duck mug.The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen August 2, 2007
Get the salad eating bitch mug.To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish
Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"
by dom April 9, 2005
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