Grand Central Station

a crowded or busy place (from the Grand Central Train terminal in New York)

The house was like Grand Central Station today.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2009

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international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

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gas station boy

A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.

Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."

by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023

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Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.

Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...

by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012

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