by The Return of Light Joker July 22, 2009
A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.
Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
Any guy that tried to hit on, get a phone number and/or use a pick-up line on a girl at a gas station.
I purposely went to the gas station in sweats and a tee, no makeup, hair a mess and still got a gas station creeper. Ugh... So annoying!!
by Tiptiff November 04, 2015
by cj2002in02 March 11, 2022
One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
by Bobthe"notrapist" December 03, 2012
A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.
Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."
by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023
by AngeJune November 02, 2022