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Retardical

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.
This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.
by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022
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Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary
John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded
by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021
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Retarded

Noelle is the definition of retarded
by Heyhaheyhe January 31, 2020
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Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.
the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements
by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022
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Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.
Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021
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retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?
if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here
by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008
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Retarded

A word that is used to describe stupid or mentally slow people, that openly makes fun of people with disabilities, especially metal ones. There are a lot of words for stupid, and if you can't find another one, maybe you're the one who is stupid.
Person 1: Person 3, stop being so retarded

Person 2: Please don't say that, it's harmful to the disabled community.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't know the history behind that word, thank you so much for educating me on that, allow me to rephrase, "Person 3, you need to stop being so freaking stupid all the time! Like, do you think any of your actions through? Did braincells ever develop in that thick skull of yours? You just came out of the womb crying and you never stopped, and your actions are impacting others in a harmful way! You need to accept critisism with grace and humility and stop acting like you are the goddamn king of your sh*tty highschool! No one likes being around you and no one misses you when you're gone, because you refuse to learn anything. You are white and you still say the N-word even though people have tried to educate you on why it's unacceptable for you to say that. And I bet that you laughed at Person 2 over here when she corrected me on my incorrect vocabulary, as if you would miss the r-word, as if it is so incredibly vital to your vocabulary that you simply would perish without it. Get your wet-breadstick ass over to the beer because apparently getting drunk at parties is your only talent, you stubborn, soup-stealing, hollow husk of self-pity and disregard for others of a loser"
by hey_its_peyy November 19, 2020
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