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Brennan Ratio

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.
Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"
by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012
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Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.
Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.
by Cummaster September 8, 2013
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Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"
by Barry the wise July 21, 2016
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Dick to day ratio

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
by Brooks1 October 10, 2012
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Chost to Cost Ratio

Chost to Cost (also known as the Chost to Cost Ratio) is a measurement of justifying whether the size and quality of a meal were worth the price paid for it. Bigger, tastier and more filling foods are generally considered more "chosty".
Person 1: "Have you checked out that new restaurant yet?"

Person 2: "Yeah! The food was sooo chosty. I'd give it a 5:1 Chost to Cost Ratio"
by Phenatom November 9, 2017
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food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010
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Pump/Come Ratio

Pump/Come ratio (Pump to Come) ratio is measurement on how likely or unlikely to come during intercourse depending on the person.

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If a person hovers more 10000/1 he is a very well staminized and will be a succeeder to pleasure an above average woman.Also known as matt.

If you hover below the count 10000/1 you are average.But thats only if you are inexperienced(we all understand).There is no name for this.This is average.

If you are below 5/1.You just suck at pleasuring women and yourself.This person know as a One Pump Chump

Pump/come ratio (sorry UD wants me to say this in the example)
by marmar1 June 16, 2011
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