Religion

A belief of mass quantity, typically with some moral base, a 'sacred' text.
eg. Christianity-Bible
Judaism-Torrah
Muslim/Islam-Quran

Personally, i think religion is a fallacy!

by ThePuggyMinecart February 15, 2018

religion

The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.

Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.

Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.

by Yaaaaaawn November 5, 2006

religion

without religion, science is weak,

without science, religion is nothing.

by Biafra J September 14, 2004

Religion

Mental redtardation

Religion is as useless as a black person

by Mustache Master May 17, 2017

Religion

Something the poor saps in this country have yet to fully comprehend, that is, after they are done reattaining sobriety after their pointless damn hangovers, if you want to religious bash, consult Saddam Hussein or his cohorts.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Religion

A theory on how the earth began, its nature, and its meaning. So atheism is a religion, and a dumbass lie.

My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.

by Charles Chilly September 11, 2007

religion

The morals of some well meaning but obsolete person in ancient past who had some others following Him.

Come on friends lets play religion. I will become God.

by baba teliya December 22, 2015