poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

swamp puss

When a female has no showered and does not take care of her vag, causing it to smell and contact diseases.

Omg Karley smells pretty bad, I think she has swamp puss.

by Dewskilover March 14, 2019

Woo puss

Slang for a New Age, Hippie, or Spiritual chick.

My friend is paying $20,000 for a yoga retreat in Peru in hopes of banging some woo puss while he is there.

by Btang September 26, 2019

sour puss

Michelle Obama}

Dude! Did you see that sour puss Michele Obama? To look like that, I'd have to bite into four lemons with no tequila.

by PUMA Dave June 20, 2008

puss pants

A fat, blonde haired bitch who sucks the penis and has really big tits.

School Student: Yo, what's up puss pants!
Zach or Austin: Fuck you man, I'm sad now.

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

Funk puss

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!

Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.

by Nowoofinhea October 8, 2009

Anal Puss

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

by theCraw2 August 25, 2009