Pipe down

A polite way of telling someone to shut up.

Could you please pipe down, I'm trying to do my homework!

by History! August 5, 2017

Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

by Beaker One April 3, 2009

PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

Pipe Chump

To "chump" the pipe.

Jon was pipe chumping in his room.

by Paul Warburton November 13, 2011

gick pipe

Irish name for your asshole, where gick comes from.

Wow, I really over did that spicy food yesterday, my gick pipe's ON FIRE.

by Jim Flourish August 25, 2006

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)

"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

by donna-chester! March 11, 2008

Butt-Pipe

n.-A piece or length of pipe that is inserted into the rectum so items can be more readily inserted

adj.-A term for a person who is not quite "douche" worthy, but is more than an "asshole"...

Get that butt-pipe away from me! or Damn, he's being a real butt-pipe today!

by Pump666 March 13, 2017