pender

somebody who is a massive loser

'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'

by bella4111 May 17, 2009

pedercat

A runescape player who is creepy and likes little boys/girls.

Theo: Liking little girls isn't as weird as liking little boys

Fisto: Your a pedercat

by Theoryn1 April 16, 2007

fluffing mr. peepers

usin da penis pump to improve you self-esteem.

Jr. is havin a guest so he wants to start fluffing mr. peepers.

by M.B. June 2, 2003

pender

mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful

you just ate your own shit, you pender

stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender

by Laddd tReilly August 7, 2004

Peener Noms

Sucking on a delicious cock whilst purring like a cat

"Last night I was with T and had me some Peener Noms"

by Joey60 October 7, 2009

Peenershnitzle

A he/she that deepfries dildos and then uses ketchup as lube to shove it up their asshole.

He is such a peenershnitzle.

IKR

Im gunna buy him a bottle of ketchup for his birthday XD

by JNL97ISME November 25, 2011

peener

A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!

by LegacyofBlue June 18, 2018