A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
by Vaginal genious March 27, 2015
A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
by Miamerryhappy March 24, 2024
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
by Greeneyedsmallfry March 24, 2022
Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 December 14, 2015
Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 07, 2022
Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 07, 2022