poof

A common word spoken by a homosexual to another man to let him know he is interested in sexual relations.

"hey coach, poof"
"I'll see you in the showers Murphy"

by bigal123 November 28, 2016

Poof

When you put things, usually drugs, into your pussy. Similar to booting but into the vagina.

Janelle poofed Molly.

by Slurz November 28, 2019

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Poofing

The act of inserting drugs or alcohol into the vagina.

Smoking meth was no longer working so Karen decided to try poofing it for quicker absorption.

by SassyFern August 3, 2025

Poof

To smoke weed

Say bro, lets go poof and listen to some music

by DeDude January 7, 2010

woodbridge poof

The perm that every Italian in Woodbridge gets.

“You finally got rid of that Woodbridge poof”

by Assfhdhdhdhdb January 19, 2025

Poof

The nickname of any temporary employee, male or female, working in your office. Now you see em' and POOF, now ya don't!

Today while working with Poof, I had to explain what ephemeral means...Ironic isn't it?

by fionamber90 August 25, 2011