A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.
Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.#fish and chips#gavinsmom#fishandholyshit
by blueflare600 January 29, 2019

by Trivahn Sadsack February 23, 2024

Dylan Piper is a amazing brother or boy friend. He works really hard. And never let's you down.He always says I love you and gives you a hug or a hive five.So if you ever find him give him a hive five or a hug.
Dylan Piperis the best boyfriend.
by Dylan Piper February 2, 2018

Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.
by Stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020

by Connections April 23, 2021
