The act of getting your face soaked from performing cunilingus on a really hairy girl and making her squirt.
Person 1- I got a plate of soggy nachos last night.
Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!
Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!
by Ritrok March 31, 2021

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by Cryptic 617 May 13, 2023

The new Donald Trump colored/flavored Sephora foundation, way better than the new Joe Biden's Crusty Dusty ass-flavored one
by bingleton coochiesmith May 14, 2022

by yummygoddess December 17, 2018

A very special combination of chips and doodoo that Alex and Peyton consume every night in the Teo's upstairs playroom.
"Lord of the Rings is almosy over!... Wanna Start it up from the beginning again?"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"
by Wapiti69 October 5, 2022

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
