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Michael

A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
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Michael

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )
Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi
by Brutonium July 5, 2019
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Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)
"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"
by im not michaeling July 6, 2020
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michael

a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.
by happiness_and_love February 25, 2010
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Michael

The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.
Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!
by JessxObscene December 12, 2010
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Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls
dude that bitch is so michael
by thabitchyo November 16, 2010
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Michael

very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!
Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight
by cheese bro7 September 19, 2012
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