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your mum

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by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019
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Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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slutty mum

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook
by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018
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Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .
by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018
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amazing mum

An amazing mum is a particular woman she is your mum she can be very funy and embarrasing or that one mum that shouts and cheers realy loud for you on sports day but she isnt just your mum.... she is your mum thats why shes so amazing
by Cooldoggo124 January 10, 2018
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Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
by Groundhogg June 28, 2017
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Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,
Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"
by 39357h February 23, 2018
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