The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .
by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.
idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021
