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Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .
by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018
mugGet the Mom or mummug.

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017
mugGet the your mummug.

harrys mum

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD
by harrys dad May 15, 2022
mugGet the harrys mummug.

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey
mugGet the Flakey's mummug.

Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020
mugGet the Andrea(mum)mug.

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

peters mum

peters mum, its just peters mum
wow look at peters mum, real specimen
by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021
mugGet the peters mummug.

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