by The King....of Kool. April 7, 2005
Get the Mental Dental Oriental mug.To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
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by shindi April 29, 2008
Get the mental porn mug.What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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"I'm not good enough for this audition tomorrow, Jennifer. I've got to call in sick." "Nonsense, Brad! You're a brilliant actor! You're just having mental pupcakes."
by namoroni September 23, 2005
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by Yuki Maara June 13, 2017
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