crackheadius maximus

crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead

ok you crackheadius maximus

by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025

MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?

How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!

by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022

Sexus Maximus

having maximal sex with a latin speaker

"I've had awesome Sexus Maximus with Julius Ceasar"

by penilus cock May 16, 2021

maximus sleek

a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.

“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever”

by motigers November 23, 2021

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Elephus Maximus

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
yeet

Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018

seadragonus giganticus maximus

The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.

snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm

by seadragonusgiganticusmaximus May 18, 2024