maximus

maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.

"oh your names maximus, please leave my car"

by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.

Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.

by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024

kappa chungus maximus deluxe

A way of saying a statement is TOTAL bs, and its non believable. This is based on the Twitch emote "kappa" and the meme "big chungus" with the addition of "maximus deluxe" to emphasize how unreal something sounds.

- Yo David, I just ate 30 billion burgers
- kappa chungus maximus deluxe you did

by ttv.alepouna June 11, 2024

Autismus Maximus

Someone Who is extremely retarded and also has Tourette's.

"Hey look! It's Autismus Maximus!"

by Testiculus Maximus June 24, 2024

Brain Maximus Prime

Originating from the expanding galaxy brain meme, this term was coined by Justin Wong. Initially a compliment, it has turned into an insult, referring to someone who thinks they are far smarter than they actually are in the context of Street Fighter strategies.

'Yeah, I thought Jaime's Street Fighter tactics were impressive, but turns out he's just another Brain Maximus Prime.'"

by Lina Pung August 5, 2024

Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.

Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.

by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025