Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

by LalalLLLLLLlLalalala June 5, 2019

Max

A type of dude who’s gets on everyone’s nerves and no one likes.

“Max gtfo”

by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019

max

a boy who is a player who all the girls want, he's sexy and fit and kind and a great kisser. he's a good boyfriend but a complete dickhead

girl one: omg look over there..

girl two: wow he's such a max
girl three: thats my boyfrind!
girl one and two: LUCKY!

by Th February 17, 2013

maxing

Breaking up a couple to get with one of them

Friend: you maxing that couple bruh?

Playa: hell yeah I'm maxing them

by mhunny23 October 11, 2014

max

commonly refers to someone who enjoys a rusty crook on a daily basis

rusty crooks and max goes are such a daily thing

by tuff nigee December 27, 2009

Max

to take a dump, and or shit on ones face,

OHH fuck dude I just got a max on my fucking face. Damn

by Big Papa 22 December 17, 2008

Max

Total douche with a huge penis. Likes to act gay, but won't put out for other guys who act gay.

1: Hey dude, let's go to hot topic and act gay!
2: No man, Max is in there. He won't put out.

by SearchingforthePrincess February 11, 2009