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Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018
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jared wong

eh hes fine.. good at solitaire :/
by glassrook January 11, 2018
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jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure
Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole
by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017
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Lord Jared

Lord Jared

The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.

A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.

Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007
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Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".
Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted
by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019
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jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls
Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock
by Purple Sky May 24, 2016
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