by Ruslanana August 23, 2021
Get the 10 inch vertmug. What you have and I don't have.
by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022
Get the One Inch Wondermug. Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
Get the One Inch Punchmug. - "Are you gay?"
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?
by Jay Tee September 14, 2022
Get the 10 inch clitmug. A girthy, horse cock
by Massive Meat Stick August 3, 2020
Get the 14 inch dongmug. A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
Get the 12 inch Slongmug. Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019
Get the Two inch punishermug.