morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Morning Period

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

by BuJebus April 1, 2011

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015

Morning Suck

(FOR A MALE) The act of receiving oral pleasure in the morning, usually before going to work.

Aw man, I am usually off track all day if Julie doesn't give me my morning suck as soon as I wake up.

by headbanger1186 December 23, 2008

Morning Twilight

That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.

During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*

by DanMonkfish December 10, 2009

coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016