your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 13, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
by PreslyWow February 26, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle
by FuckinScentedMarkers November 12, 2011
Get the Blue Hot Pocketmug. by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. Guy 1: "Where's andy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."
Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."
Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
by Jazlez December 20, 2009
Get the Mexican Hot Pocketmug. by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.