Holy Reshad

Reshad is the God we people are praying for. Mortal creatures found his existence in 2020 when everybody was going crazy due to COVID-19. Reshad is the one who controls us; he is the one we pray for. Even holy Reshad was created by asexual reproduction that makes animals look like us.

Ali: Guys, let's pray for Reshad, for he can help us with the exams.
9B class: Holy Reshad.

by Holy Reshad November 30, 2020

holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up

person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec

by morgmac3 November 16, 2016

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.

"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"

by odorousnow April 23, 2016

holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018