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Hot pocket

by Jw the trap lord January 14, 2015
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020
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Blue Hot Pocket

the act of shitting spreading the lips of a blue waffle,shitting in it, having intercourse and ejaculating in the shit infested vagina, and eating the poo-cum out of the blue waffle
Person 1: "Dude Jeff loves fucked up shit...i heard he ate Sheena's blue hot pocket"

Person 2:...
by FuckinScentedMarkers November 12, 2011
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Mexican Hot Pocket

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
by Jazlez December 20, 2009
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alabama hot pocket

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket
Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket
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alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
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European Hot Pocket

when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
by Newfy1995 June 1, 2010
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