horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.
Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”
by Telltalehart October 18, 2023
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Jean the horse

An snk (attack on titan) joke for one of the most popular characters, they always make fun of Jean because of his "horse face" and so fans call him Jean the horse.
Person 1: Hey I ship Jean the horse and freckled Jesus!
Person 2: Saaaammmmeee
by JadenLovley97 March 24, 2016
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space horse

supposedly very fast but not as fast as speedy pete internet directory
"What's faster Speedy Pete's or Google."
"Well , Speedy Pete can find a website faster than a space horse."
"Thats pretty fast"
by speedy pete July 25, 2017
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Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast
"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"
by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019
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horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's
(ex. Thats horse feathers)
by eep.. March 20, 2005
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horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.
"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."
by irakli April 20, 2004
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Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse
by hooorse September 03, 2006
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