A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
Get the Hamburger Pantsmug. I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
Get the Hamburger Handymug. The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.
" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"
by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022
Get the Hamburgeringmug. hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT
by KickBall45 June 29, 2021
Get the hamburgermug. Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.
Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?
by idk2023 January 13, 2023
Get the Hamburgermug. friend1: ya abby is such a stupid i dont like her
friend2:omg she has slept with so many guys she is starting to look like one
friend3:yea she is really ugly:
me:guys thats not nice (this is where the hamburger patty coes in handy) *slaps with hanmburger patty*
friend2:omg she has slept with so many guys she is starting to look like one
friend3:yea she is really ugly:
me:guys thats not nice (this is where the hamburger patty coes in handy) *slaps with hanmburger patty*
by yuhyuh6969 March 31, 2021
Get the hamburger pattymug. Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.
Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.
It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.
Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.
Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.
It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.
Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.
Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
Get the Hamburgermug.