get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

Get Up Off That Jucie

Stop with your bullshit, lieing, or kidding. Orginated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.

Yo I just saw that dude?
--GET UP OFF THAT JUCIE! For real?

by TeamHunnies December 7, 2010

Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free

by Wiley j October 1, 2017

GET OFF HIM

The three words that are made by one who is trying to stop a fight that really does not exist and while doing so, throwing an item at the ground by their feet

Dallas: hey guys my bday is coming up what we gonna do is -
Seydou: YO BRO GET OFF HIM SON *throws Starbucks water at the ground*
Tyler: YO DALLAS TF YOU DOIN SON

by No lips son February 16, 2018

Get off your phone

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long

Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Get off my channel

Something people sometimes say when someone is harassing them a bit.

YouTuber: Your content sucks!
YouTuber 2: Then get off my channel

by Sofkefkfkkrk June 15, 2024

Get off the bike

Code word to tell a friend their breaf stank without calling them out

Aye bruh get off the bike

by Get off the bike May 5, 2018