Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.

Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.

by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023

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Sock Foreskin

The inside of a sock where all the material connects, balling up into an irritating bit.

Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.

Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro

by DannyDogg January 6, 2021

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foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

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Forbidden Foreskin

Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.

Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.

Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.

by Cemorolen October 2, 2017

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