philoso-facial

1. n. The act of being shut down in a philosophical argument
2. v. To be shut down in a philosophical argument

1. Don't even argue he just philoso-facialed all over your face.
2. Argument void; you've been philoso-facialed

by Koizumi Itsuki April 30, 2011

leather facial

the act of rubbing the palm of a stinky hockey glove into an opponents face or face mask.

the defensemen rubbed his glove into the opponets face which is called a leather facial.

by hdgroundpounder July 1, 2009

facially challenged

A person lacking the facial characteristics of a decent to good-looking to handsome/beautiful person such as a Danny.
See examples above for further details.

Hey Noah, Paul's girl is pretty much facially challenged, think we should tell him?

by thePatsy October 15, 2008

Colombian Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.

After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.

by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010

irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off

i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial

by crazy mexican May 12, 2008

facial sex

(for any or both genders)

one person to stick their nose in anothers ear which causes nice tingles and sensations.

eg. a facegasm

ohh that boy gives great facial sex !

by apriiL! [united states baby] x June 1, 2009

Facial cancer

Adjective used to descibe a person with a severe case of acne vulgaris.

'I wouldn't go near her mate, you'll get covered in puss. She's got facial cancer for fuck's sake.'

by MaricaL April 15, 2009