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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012
mugGet the Mardi Gras Clearance Salemug.

sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014
mugGet the sf bake salemug.

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017
mugGet the sale catmug.

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

not for sale

If something is not for sale, then it's something that you're dying to have, but not sold at any grocery store. It's akin to extra screen time allotment that you start to deserve once you subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels, but it's something you cannot easily obtain from your parents.
That new gaming console is definitely not for sale; I’ve tried everything to convince my parents, but they just won’t budge!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
mugGet the not for salemug.

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.
Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.
by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011
mugGet the fruit salesmug.

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