by Burning_Dumpster69420 March 1, 2024

not slim shady. not marshal mathers. not the incredibly hot and sexy red m&m. but a white rapper who used to look like slim shady. but is now old.
P1 :Hey, did you see the Eminem concert?
P2 : Yeah, he's not the incredibly hot and sexy red m&m. Or slim shady. Or Marshal Mathers.
P1 : Oh, i must have thought wrong.
P2 : Also, yeah his music is fire, like Slim Shady's
P2 : Yeah, he's not the incredibly hot and sexy red m&m. Or slim shady. Or Marshal Mathers.
P1 : Oh, i must have thought wrong.
P2 : Also, yeah his music is fire, like Slim Shady's
by fadedben_ October 28, 2021

Eminem: "Guess who's back, back again"
Dude 1, watching his concert on TV: "I wish I could go to Eminem's concert."
yeah i had no idea where this was going 👍👍
Dude 1, watching his concert on TV: "I wish I could go to Eminem's concert."
yeah i had no idea where this was going 👍👍
by unfunny minecraft player October 4, 2022

You know it's an ear rape of a song when it starts with the words: "I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out." Eminem claim's its his alter ego's fault but like how could anyone make this blunder of a song. "I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana." FUCKING BORNANA???? We know he can do better than this. I know Eminem was calling out to gen z and all but this bad of a song cannot be expected from Eminem. The lyric video was tolerable but the music is basically a 5 minute intro to a song that never starts. THE BEATS NEVER KICK IN.
How do you legally kill a person?
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"
by Aaditya Kaushik's secret lover April 22, 2022

the top rapper in the world also known as slim shady. probably has more kids than he says but whatevs
i was impregnated by eminem
by eminems love( hypothecically) May 1, 2023

by ?whyme? November 24, 2021
