Distribation

1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.

2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.

3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.

Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.

Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.

Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.

by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

by 256 September 3, 2003

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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin

D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending

by TNTYEETER9001 August 6, 2021

weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

by Wan King Way September 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When two (or more) representatives who talk out of their asses clash. Hopefully it ends up with a re-election, but this may not always happen.

He maintained that they had weapons of ass destruction .

by Roz February 15, 2004

on the way to destruction

Where you will be when CATS sets up you the bomb and steals all your base. This is a situation that can be remedied by taking off every 'ZIG' for great justice.

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Wormy January 1, 2004

Destructionism

A sort of political mentality,that has a person institute ideals that they know sub-consciously are destructive but believe in them anyways.

Liberalism is Destructionism in another name.

by Cassius Cretorian July 6, 2009