A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee
by The god of the cycle of life July 1, 2020

david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018

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by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive
by 5442 April 26, 2019
