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Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017
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diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
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dimensionally misplaced

Dimensionally misplaced, or displaced is used for beings, that have been transported to another dimension, by an powerful being, or a god.
This is a fictional phrase, and most of the time, the being whom have been displaced, gets powers, or if he wore a costume, he'd become the character he had been dressed as.
You are an displaced, or as it is fully pronounced, dimensionally misplaced.
DI-mensionally mi-SPLACED. = Displaced...
by Fan-reader May 11, 2018
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diversity flick

A movie made for the primary purpose of showcasing a racially, ethnically and/or sexually diverse cast to signal virtue to a politically charged audience.
"That all-black muslim lesbian remake of 'Porky's' sounds like it might just be a diversity flick with very little added meaning in relation to the original."
by SeamusMac November 2, 2018
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diversity handcuffs

When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
by ze3l January 10, 2019
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divergonym

A word that betrays its meaning when communicated.
Through the divergonym "believe me", the President caused reporters to look more carefully at his claim.
by barelyknown March 6, 2019
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Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.
Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick
by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019
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