Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007

crystal palace

A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.

Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!

by Jesus Rules! May 8, 2005

Crystal Balling

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.

My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

by chuckles713 June 2, 2010

Crystal Palace

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

by CPFC180 April 11, 2021

crystal city

an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.

we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.

by key theift October 15, 2009

Crystal

Crystal is an amazing gifted talented person who always knows what's best. She can also be very bold if you get to know her but if she meets you and you aren't friends you will have a feeling that she is a quiet, calm and collective person. She will always put people first. She has a passion for singing and would never ever stop singing if she could. She is the peace maker and always wants to sort things out. She is a beautiful ,intelligent , creative person and she is incredible.

Crystal is the strawberie's to my cream.

by Sit you're ass down May 17, 2018

Crystal Cat

When a person gives an extravagant gift to the person that they are dating too early in the courtship.

At the beginning of a third date a man presents a woman with a gift - an expensive watch. Upon recieving the gift the woman feels uncomfortable and may feel that by accepting the gift she is consenting to a committed relationship. Ultimately, giving the "crystal cat" may sabotage the future of the relationship.

by Lily Henderson April 21, 2013