When someone offloads all their emotional baggage onto you. They are using you as their cry pillow when they should be flinging themselves onto their bed and crying into a pillow like a little child.
by sonofbaconator March 15, 2015
a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll
arun is a CRYING FISH!
by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 18, 2005
The type of crying that can be seen on most reality television shows. This cry is notorious for being very teary, loud and embarrassing. The crier tends to make odd facial expressions, sob loudly and hiccup. This cry is called ugly because it occurs at bad moments and makes the person look like they are having a terrible breakdown. Usually, they are experiencing a broken heart, lots of stress or sudden shock.
Person 1: Did you see the Bachelor last night? That one girl did the ugly cry because she got kicked off!
Person 2: No, but I ugly cried the other day because my dog ran away. Everyone saw me cry too!
Person: I hate to ugly cry in front of others. It makes me look so odd!
Person 2: No, but I ugly cried the other day because my dog ran away. Everyone saw me cry too!
Person: I hate to ugly cry in front of others. It makes me look so odd!
by deejpeach October 29, 2012
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
by monkeymanta December 13, 2009
by the Sir Holy Diver January 20, 2010
Rachel was feeling especially cry-y on this gloomy, rainy Sunday afternoon. Anything can push this girl over the edge at any moment.
by tyguy11 August 10, 2022
When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019