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cry pillow

When someone offloads all their emotional baggage onto you. They are using you as their cry pillow when they should be flinging themselves onto their bed and crying into a pillow like a little child.
My best friend called me and started to unload all of her problems as if I were her cry pillow.
by sonofbaconator March 14, 2015
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crying fish

a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll
by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 17, 2005
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Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009
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the ugly cry

The type of crying that can be seen on most reality television shows. This cry is notorious for being very teary, loud and embarrassing. The crier tends to make odd facial expressions, sob loudly and hiccup. This cry is called ugly because it occurs at bad moments and makes the person look like they are having a terrible breakdown. Usually, they are experiencing a broken heart, lots of stress or sudden shock.
Person 1: Did you see the Bachelor last night? That one girl did the ugly cry because she got kicked off!
Person 2: No, but I ugly cried the other day because my dog ran away. Everyone saw me cry too!
Person: I hate to ugly cry in front of others. It makes me look so odd!
by deejpeach October 29, 2012
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The Crying Pigeon

when one pulls their ball sack over their asshole and farts on it
by the Sir Holy Diver January 19, 2010
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Cry well

when a person is complaining about something you say cry well
person1: how’s your week been

person2: My dog stains died

person1: cry well
by cry well May 14, 2023
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am cry

When fanboy runs out of ad hominem attacks he simply types (the company he hates) am cry.
Nobody will buy PlayStation VR, VR is dead, Sony am cry.
by anonymous February 17, 2023
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