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Clamsplaining

1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.

2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.

3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."

Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019
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Clamps

lockdown, guarded, like white on rice guarding someone well when playing football of basketball
Wow Felipe really put Tony’s cheeks on clamps
by Betttttttt November 28, 2019
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Clap Thursday

Tribute session held at 8:00 PM GMT where residents from the U.K claps to honour the NHS workers who have risked their lives to fight off the new Covid-19.
Hey, did you know every Thursday at 8 PM BST is Clap Thursday in the UK?
by Flawlessly89 April 30, 2020
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Clap Thursday

Tribute session held at 8:00 PM GMT where residents from the U.K claps to honour the NHS workers who have risked their lives to fight off the new Covid-19.
Hey, did you know every Thursday at 8 PM BST is Clap Thursday in the England?
by Flawlessly89 April 30, 2020
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Caspersexual

If you are only sexually attracted to Casper(the cool one to be exact)
I wanna fuck the brains out of Casper i am caspersexual
by DefinitlyNotCasper August 25, 2021
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Caspar Alpsten

A Swedish-German born musician from the UK.
That Caspar Alpsten song was fire old boy
by JJaadelionsarecomin December 25, 2021
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Casper (cinnamontroll)

the coolest, sweetest and funniest person to ever live. super passionate about lemon demon and loves south park and dsmp (haha dream stan). their humor is really good and theyre super funny and super interesting.
casper deserves the whole world and more and i hope they see that one day
"i love casper (cinnamontroll) so much theyre so funny"

"ugh i know right theyre so cool"
by meowford January 17, 2022
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