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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
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Jody Christopher

Jody Christopher is a young man that is fiercely loyal to his partner, family and true friends!

Jody Christopher is quiet but believe me his thoughts are on point with the things he wants to accomplish in his life. Never underestimate Jody's intelligence or his ability to see right through fake people, liars and snakes.

Jody Christopher is a very loving father and his family is everything to him! He's a very sweet, observant, kind, has great character, respectful, trustworthy, faithful and a cool personality!

Jody Christopher will protect his loved ones until the end and although life has challenged him several times during his journey through his days, he remains steadfast in his beliefs and convictions.

Jody Christopher may not say a lot but NEVER think him weak bc he's a very strong and chill dude. He may get down at times and he does know the struggle but he always makes a comeback by not staying down or depressed.

Jody Christopher is an exemplary friend, partner and parent that never gives up and that's what's up! His true blue friends love him so much!

If you are lucky enough to have a Jody Christopher in your life, feel honored bc he's the coolest guy ever, just don't let him get away!
"Hayyyyyy, don't try to play me bc Jody Christopher will make sure you regret it for real fr!"
by cheLLe1963 August 11, 2023
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Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011
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christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever
If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed
by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!
Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!
by That Band Girl May 4, 2010
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Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022
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