A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis
by Yourhoe123 May 7, 2018

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!
Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away
You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!
You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!
by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
by gregory for president January 17, 2023

christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
by window's left nutsa August 2, 2023

Christopher Reid is one if the biggest chads out there. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry, but he does care about you alot so don't take it for granted.
girl 1: Chris is so annoying
girl 2: Christopher Reid is not annoying he's just special in his own way
girl 2: Christopher Reid is not annoying he's just special in his own way
by Lamolol June 18, 2022

Kind and caring people that fall in love usually that take care of one another a cute couple who should be in the cutest couple awards beautiful personality usually very fun people to be around always up for a party the kind of people you want to live with the people who help people more than anything and always find time for each other and other people Courtney is usally more fun than Chris but amazing people both inside and out.
#courtney #chris #amazing #caring #loving #nicestpeopleever
#courtney #chris #amazing #caring #loving #nicestpeopleever
by Aka.j February 5, 2017
