capsa

A maltese word meaning someone who is good for nothing...saying capsa to someone who is not capable to do what he is asked to do..

qiskhom zewg capsiet (plural of capsa)

'zewg capsiet moqlijin fiz zejt"

aw capsa

mhu kapaci ghal xejn qishu capsa

by joanne69 April 30, 2009

Caps lock warrior

A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.

Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?

Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!

by Thick'ems March 5, 2014

caps hurt

When you get upset with someone via text or email and you start responding in all capital letters.

My boss cant handle criticism very well so he started responding to my text all caps hurt.

by Superbrant June 8, 2014

Covington Capsize

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.

My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize

by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.

Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.

by Joe that guy August 24, 2006

Chapster

A man who needs no introduction, a man who cries gravy, a man who's middle name begins with the 27th letter of the alphabet. More feared in the streets of Grimsby than an Italian waiter riding a donkey smoking a joint. He knows no rules and will stop at nothing until he gets what he wants, even if he has to defy gravity and fly to Fiji with a broken 4th toe. His/Her name can only be described as sacred, it is chapster.

'The name is Chapster, The Chapster'

by SuperKongOrlando24 April 13, 2012