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Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!
by zach and scott June 14, 2008
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Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis
Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle
by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023
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Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas
Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”
by yadi_beast4444 May 19, 2024
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Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
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