Blueberries

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.

Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.

by skybluemeth February 16, 2024

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Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

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Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

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