bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

Bleeding angry

Very Angry

I’m bleeding angry at you

by Fjx May 18, 2020

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood

Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!

by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020

until bleed

do something until bleed

do something until bleed

by vxid May 13, 2021

Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.

1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."

by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010