by Cgbductjc December 5, 2019

A douche with a small peen. he is a can of lard. he also homie hops and scams people. he's pretty smart but also annoying. he seems nice at first but girl, run away once he starts talking to you.
he is such a ben
by tessabrooks93958732890 April 24, 2020

Ben, a man that is a great friend although has a few minor issues. First of all, Benjamin CANNOT windsurf if his life depended on it. He brags and thinks its cool that he gets good latin marks and can play vector runner. He's a good bloke otherwise.
"Wow he windsurfs like a Ben"
by artiscool74 August 25, 2016

a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared tea snob.
"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
by bitter&petty October 16, 2016

by Charley T June 24, 2007

One of the worlds most annoying people you could ever meet . Ben usually has a tiny penis and no personality. This person is stubborn , arrogant and very difficult to hang out with
John- I had to work with Ben yesterday in Business Studies
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks
by TM-04-03-2000 March 6, 2017
