basementality

An underground approach to teach repetition. It's about staying down to earth and humble.

always gotta spit that basementality

by sfsdgsadfs December 9, 2008

Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

basic bitch

loves going to brunch for bottom-less mimosas every day. She may work in Fashion, Marketing or for an agency or may not have a job. Frequently found in the city of Los Angeles taking selfies while wearing wide brimmed hats & sunglasses too big for her face. Often times heard saying the words "betch", "woooo" and "bae". Known for boosting likes on Sunday's latest Instagram post just to feel better 'bout that one-night-stand they pulled last night with the guy sporting a "Sunday Funday" T. They are always using filters on posts and saying "#nofilter".

John: Check out this chick's instagram. Every photo she's either partying or on vacation somewhere. That shit is crazy
Bill: Ya man. That is a basic bitch.

by trashtalkinNotWalkin November 23, 2015

BASIC

A girl who wears brand named clothes and watches 100 best vines of 2015 videos all days. She is just very mainstream and uncreative. The only word you think to describe her is "basic".

Guy 1: Lol Puja is wearing her white Nike golf hat, pink Nike shoes, and white girl clothes again.
Guy 2: hahaha Puja is such a basic bitch

by thelechend January 24, 2016

Basic hoe

A basic hoe is a synonym for basic bitch

Y'all basic hoes.

by Bajiioo June 11, 2018

Basic Betty

A Basic Betty is a human cliché or a person that is essentially boring, not diverse, complex, or unique in any way,

Intellectuals or scientific minds use the term when talking to another person of samilar mind. It should be understood that they are not demeaning in intention, but are referring to a completely boring or uninteresting person.

The students in my class are all Basic Betty’s; for the poem assignment everyone wrote about rainbows, happiness and, of course, made sure every line rhymed, I think my Haiku about addiction and mortality was probably seen by them as me failing the assignment because nothing rhymed and when I read it they seemed so surprised and confused when she asked if she could use mine as an example for future classes.

by The Barron March 13, 2019

Ya basic

To be basic. Recently becoming ever more popular because of what Eleanor said in the Netflix show, The Good Place. If someone tells you this, they either don’t like you, or they are really close to you.

You know what? I am sick and tired of you! And you know why? Ya basic!

by Summerlife June 13, 2019