alphabet backward

Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!

by Sett August 14, 2017

Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

Backwards bow

The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off

“Yo Britney is coming backwards bow that bitch”

by Real Nickname June 20, 2019

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019

I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything

Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn

by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017