When you cover ones asshole with peanut butter and eat out one's ass as they defecate, making sure the peanut butter is enjoyed before ones poo.
Before you go to the bathroom, can I interest you in a backwards reese's with this jar of Jif and/or Peter Pan?
by Chedderrob February 07, 2025
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?
Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
by Candice Reema September 25, 2022
One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
by created the backwards granny October 22, 2017
by Jshore76 April 07, 2023
A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea
God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024
The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off
by Real Nickname June 20, 2019
by Jsishdishesj September 24, 2015